Count Schlomo Schlappovski

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Count Schlomo Schlappovski achieved very little in his long life, forever living in the shadow of his more famous father Count Igo Schlappovski.

Not much is known about Schlomo, his only major recorded accomplishment being the sale of his father’s unlived-in castle to the state government, which converted it into a penal institution: State Correctional Island.

Schlomo died in 1947 from some unspecified illness. His ashes were strewn in the Big Sucker River as a rather desperate tribute to his father, who’d drowned there on his 104th birthday.