Shottana Beer Company
Proud purveyors of Shottana Beer™ and home to the World’s Largest 5-Pack! It was formerly the World’s Largest 6-Pack, until a minor incident involving fermentation and an overenthusiastic intern. But hey—Shottana Beer has long been known for its slightly skunky flavor explosion, right?
Nestled along the charmingly patched-up RiverWalk Walk, the Shottana Beer Company beer can tanks tower over the banks of the Big Sucker River like frothy guardians of good times long gone by.
“I love those giant cans! They’re as American as Mount Rushmore! You know, if one of the presidents had exploded.”
Our brewery staff is friendly, knowledgeable, and highly trained in both beer pouring and fire extinguisher operation. Enjoy a pint of our signature lager, “Shottana Original Recipe™,” or try one of our seasonal experiments, like “Oktoberblast” or “Mint Condition Mistake.”
Come on down to the Shottana Beer Company—Allegedly Brewing Since 1867!
